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 The first 15 people that comment on this journal will be featured below and I'll choose three deviations I like most from their gallery! 

 If you comment, you must to do the same in your journal, putting the tagger (me) and three pieces of my art on the first place. (No, you don't have to. Feel free to just drop a comment. Journals are nice, but I don't want to force anybody P: ) 

 The idea of this is not to get a free feature, it is to spread art around for everyone ♥ 


I
:iconmyks0:
Vark by myks0

the News by myks0the Night by myks0Sylvari by myks0


II
:iconlady-ignea:
Kirakira by Lady-Ignea
Smoke and Butterflies by Lady-IgneaAll the stuff we need by Lady-IgneaPC: Tressa and the Iron Bull by Lady-Ignea

III
:iconbarn-swallow:
Commission: Lily by barn-swallow
Commission: Sivacci Yene by barn-swallow
Commission: Captain's cabin by barn-swallowCommission: Cassiea by barn-swallow

IV
:iconshadownat:
Roza by ShadowNat
Kara Larkwill by ShadowNatAL: Selfie... YOU WISH you were here by ShadowNatMermaid by ShadowNat

V
:iconvonvanil:
Melt by VonVanil
Wait And Bleed by VonVanilHoF - NPC Sigga by VonVanilHey Pachuco by VonVanil

VI
:icona6a7:
Inez by A6A7
Patrol by A6A7Vorador by A6A7Warmth by A6A7

~whoho~

Tag from :iconlittledisgustingbug: and :iconvonvanil:

 

Rules:
- Tag 8 people or more,
- You don't fill all the questions,
- Be honest.

 

15726721 662271683945225 647112919568853566 N By S by kejtTENSHA

1. Katarzyna
4. 19.03
9. 'bo jesteś spierdolona i powinnaś umrzeć:C' to Glor666
10. Hmmm... with myks0 I guess? 6 years friendship 
12. Dark brown
13. Dark brown
22. Poland
23. Febra - stupid ginger cat 
30. Friends, youth and dignity
38. everything
46. Naruto?


Tag:

:iconmyks0::iconfarcuf::iconilirei::iconk0tenok::icondark-lina::iconglor666::iconpavulonb::iconel-e:


  • Listening to: Ed Sheeran - Happier
  • Reading: dramy na devie
I desperately need money to buy new glasses. My vision is horrible without them, doctor advised me to wear them all the time. 
That's why I'm opening commissions. I will be very grateful for your help for my precious eyes :')

Comm Info by kejtTENSHA
  • Listening to: Lord Huron - The Night We Met

Kiriban

Hello my dear kittens,
next kiriban: 100,000~
If you catch it comment/send me note with a screen shot and request~:3

 

To do list:

Commission:

:iconjoeuriah: 1/1 done

Art trade:

:iconvonvanil: 1/1 done 
:iconharrietmilaus: 1/1 done!

Collab:
:iconminesotha: 1/1 done

  • Listening to: The Dumplings - Nie gotujemy
  • Reading: Stalowe Szczury: Błoto - M.Gołkowski

13/06

Hello. Little kitten is with us since a few days. I wanted to thank  solofheaven from FA and :iconvillainess-art: for help.<3 Thanks to you we were able to adopt Rita. We bought her  transporter, food, litter grains, protective screen for balcony< I instaled it today>. But we still need money for vaccines, so Commissions are open all the time.

Here is Rita!

Kote by kejtTENSHA

And here is my instagram, if you want, follow me:)

www.instagram.com/panna_kejt/

 

Commissions For Kitten by kejtTENSHA

Hello, it’s me again!

And again I’m opening commissions - this time for a little cementary cat. 
Last week when I did things needed to organise funeral, I found a little baby cat among the graves. My grandfather said it’s a ‘sign from God’. When he heard that cat will go to the animal shelter on thursday, he decided to adopt it… But the funeral costs took away everything we had. 
I have to quickly raise money for the litter box, transporter, vet, food, litter grains, protective screen for balcony (we live on the 4th floor). 
So commissions are open again. I will be greatful for your help.



  • Listening to: Kygo - Raging ft. Kodaline
  • Reading: Metro 2035 - Dmitry Glukhovsky
  • Eating: stress
  • Drinking: stress
The last weeks, and especially days, have been very hard for me.

Grandma's condition got significantly worse last Sunday and doctor said she won't make it till Monday, but Grandmother fought with all her strength.
She has always been a stubborn person. Stubborn to the end.
Last week of her life was hard, I was giving her morphine injections, helping to breathe and I did everything to bring her at least some relief.

On saturday, 28.05 at 5.46 p.m. grandma died.

She passed away peacefully in her sleep. A few days earlier we were able to say goodbye to her. I spent Sunday and Monday on arranging the funeral, the priest, the gravedigger, comforting grandfather. I still don't  have time to mourn my beloved person.

The only good thing that happened to me was that I found a small cat at the cemetery. In a freetime between settling shift headstone and forging letters I could play with it.

Today, at 11, Grandma was buried. I was surprised by how many people came, how warmly they spoke of her and about all the good she did. I am extremely grateful to my Grandmother for everything what she did for me and for my brother. I hope that she will regain peace.

I wanted to thank all the people who commissioned me. Every cent was spent on Grandmother. You have helped to ease her suffering in last moments of her life, and for that I am unspokenly grateful.
  • Listening to: AURORA - Runaway
  • Reading: Metro 2035 - Dmitry Glukhovsky
  • Eating: stress
  • Drinking: stress

Hello guys,

I wanted to inform you that the commissions are open ALL THE TIME - and I wanted to thank those who already commissioned me. We managed to buy a special anit-bedsore mattress for grandmother and a few most essential medicines (painkiller drugs, for which unfortunately we have to pay).

Commissions Info by kejtTENSHA

Again, big thanks to people who commissioned and tipped me, it warmed my heart.

 

List

Commissions:

:heart::iconcederien: 1/1 done:heart:

:heart::iconvillainess-art: 1/1 done:heart:

:heart::iconseptembersister: 1/1 done:heart:

:heart:abasorexic  2/2 done:heart:

:heart::iconyuhime:  1/1 done:heart:

:heart::iconqdla: 2/2 done:heart:

:heart: :iconkodama-sama: 2/2 done:heart:
:heart: :iconwally82: 2/2 done:heart:
:heart: :iconskekkel: 1/1 done:heart:
:heart: :iconvillainess-art: 1/1 done:heart:
:heart: :iconjoeuriah: 2/2 done:heart:
:heart: :iconillyrieth: 1/1 done:heart:
:heart: :iconquillandink449: 1/1 done:heart:
:heart: :iconkhartas568: ?
:heart: ryadrus from FA 1/1 done:heart:

Trades:

:icona6a7: 0/1 sketch
:iconharrietmilaus: 1/1 done~<3

  • Listening to: AURORA - Runaway
  • Reading: Futu.re - Dmitry Glukhovsky
  • Eating: stress
  • Drinking: stress
The first 15 people that comment on this journal will be featured below
and I'll choose three deviations I like most from their gallery!
If you comment, you must to do the same in your journal (or not! ;D), putting the tagger (me) 
and three (or more) pieces of my art on the first place.
The idea of this is not to get a free feature, it is to spread art around for everyone. 
1:iconbarn-swallow:
Art Trade: Mona by barn-swallowMorning Song by barn-swallowCommission: Bleys by barn-swallow
Commission: Sunrise and chocolate by barn-swallow
2:iconlady-ignea:
Valerie by Lady-Ignea
Konwalia by Lady-IgneaEarly Spring by Lady-IgneaDreams' Queen by Lady-Ignea
3:iconszejdi-szejdi:
ME: 01100100 01110011 by Szejdi-Szejdi
Little Extremophiles by Szejdi-SzejdiRagdoll: Vol'jin by Szejdi-SzejdiWith Fire and Sword by Szejdi-Szejdi
4.:iconmiaushka-workshop:
Gara the Spirit Beast Handmade Plushie - WoW by miaushka-workshopCosplay: Tier 11 Druid by miaushka-workshopTauren Druid Tier 8 Handmade Plushie - WoW by miaushka-workshop

5.:iconjoanczyk:
Some kind of Medusa by JoanCzyk
Hands by JoanCzykBG: Nature's servant awaits by JoanCzykYoung prince by JoanCzyk
6.:icona6a7:
Patrol by A6A7Inez by A6A7Spider again by A6A7
Shades by A6A7
7.:iconklipiec:
practise sketch No4 by Klipiec
steampunk girl -  colour concept No4 by Klipieccontest entry: Sif by KlipiecCommission_03: Mermaid by Klipiec
...



___________________________________________
~Commissions are open~

  • Listening to: Light of Aidan - Lament
  • Reading: Wyprawa Hawkwooda
  • Drinking: tea

Tag od :iconbarn-swallow:

**PL only**

I .
Wybierz 6 swoich postaci.
II. Odpowiedz na poniższe pytania.
III. I taggnij kogoś!

1. Lolmeyla Warlock from Sildeyuir by kejtTENSHA 2. Nanjah Sith from Coruscant by kejtTENSHA
3. Sneachta  Shaman of the White Desert by kejtTENSHA 4. Siliel Mage Pride by kejtTENSHA
5. Szanhar Land of shadows by kejtTENSHA 6. Roth Just rest by kejtTENSHA



1.
(1) Napotyka na swojej drodze smoka. Co robi?
Lolmeyla.
Eksponuje swoje bogactwo po czym pozwala mówić Ilrynowi, jemu jak zwykle nie wychodzi więc zaczyna walczyć o życie. 


2. (3) widzi tą sytuację. Czy interweniuje? Jak się zachowa?
Sneachta
Pierwszy raz widzi żywego smoka, ale nie widzi powodu, żeby interweniować, nie zna tych dziwnych elfów. 


3. A teraz coś zupełnie z innej beczki. (2) widzi kogoś, kogo kocha ze znienawidzoną osobą na romantycznej przechadzce. Co on na to?
Nanjah
Jest dość mocno zdziwiona, ale woli sobie tumaczyć, że to jakieś polityczne gierki, a nie romantyczna przechadzka, Ash chyba nie bywa na romantycnzych przechadzkach z wrogami Imperium.  


4. Jak (5) poczułby się gdyby osoba na której mu zależy mocno go zraniła? 
Szanhar

Kiedy ostatnim razem tak się stało skończyło sie to na bójce zakończonej złamanym nosem i wygnaniem. Kiedy ktoś na kim mu zależy, rani go wpada w berserkmode. W zależności od humoru chce zabić albo zrozumieć i zabić. Jeśliby mu sie nie udało, zrobiłby wszystko by zniszczyć tej osobie życie. ... A przynajmniej do czasu aż by mu nie przeszedł gniew.

5. (4) jest pijany. I właśnie robi ostatnią rzecz, którą zrobiłby na trzeźwo.
Siliel
Puszcza się z Zevranem.

6. Wybierz dwie postaci, które się nie cierpią, albo przynajmniej nie lubią. Muszą ze sobą spędzić tydzień w odosobnieniu. Jak wyglądają po wyjściu?
Każdy  oc z innego uniwersum, z wyjątkiem Rotha i Nan, ale oni za sobą przepadają, aż za bardzo.

7. Nad ranem (4) budzi się w łóżku z (2) . I... (khem khem)
Siliel i Nanjah
Do niczego nie doszło... I tego się trzymajmy. 

8. Kwesta której NIGDY nie wypowiedziałaby (5) i (3)?

Szanhar
Potrzebuję pomocy,  popełniłem błąd, zależy mi na tobie.

Sneachta
Duchy nie są najważniejsze.


9. Jakie jest najskrytsze marzenie (2)?
Nanjah
Zacząć wszystko od nowa z osobą, którą kocha i uwolnić<zabić> się od swojego mistrza.

10. (1) ląduje na bezludną wyspę. Co zrobi?
Lolmeyla
O nie.... Wpada w panikę, po czym się uspokaja i zaczyna się organizować. Zostaje nową królową ptactwa na wyspie, a po jakimś czasie po prostu teleportuje się do domu... 


11. Osoba która najbardziej zapadła (4) w pamięci?
Siliel

  • Avernus, mag krwi u którego pobierała nauki. To dzięki niemu zrozumiałą czym jest poświęcenie i po jego śmierci kontynuowała jego dzieło.
  • Jowan, jej najlepszy przyjaciel, przez którego zdradę musiała dołączyć do Szarej Straży. Przez to co zaszło między nimi przestała wierzyć w przyjaźń i ufać komukolwiek.


12. (5) otwiera drzwi, a tam... COŚ, czego boi się ponad wszystko!
Szanhar.
Staje przed nim śmierć, odbiera to co obiecał bytom w zamian za moc i przemienia go w plugawy byt zsyłajac go na somo dno Krainy Cieni.

13. (1) jako dziecko siedzi przy stole. Ma zjeść brukselkę.
Lolmeyla
W życiu, nie będzie jadła tego paskudztwa, wypycha sobie nią kieszenie i próbuje wynieść do ogródka, kiedy zostaje przyłapana, twierdzi, że ugotowana brukselka właśnie wyrosła. Sama wyrosła. 

14. (6) jest stary. Jak wygląda i co tam u niego?
Roth
Już jest stary, ale dalej seksowny jak diabli. Te blizny, skaryfikacje, naostrzone zęby i wytatuowane na czarno białka. Dalej zajmuje się zabijaniem, ale ostatnio skupia się na dogadaniu sie ze swoim najstarszym synem oraz stara się odbudować jego rozpadające się małżeństwo, w końcu kilka miesięcy temu został ojcem po raz kolejny! 

15. (2) wyznaje uczucia. Jak by to zrobił?
Nanjah
Pewnie w jakimś dramatycznym momencie wiedząc, że nawet jeśli zostanie odrzucona to i tak nie pożyje na tyle długo by tego żałować albo widząc, że jej uczucie nie zostanie odwzajemnione wyzna je odchodząc od tej osoby.

16. (6) dostaje pismo od kuratorium, że będzie obserwowany i musi się poprawić.
Roth
Śmieje się tak głośno, że jego aparat głosowy się zwiesza. Kasuje wiadomość zastanawiając się, kiedy przestaną wysyłać mu te upomnienia... Chociaż do końca dnia ma dobry humor. 

17. Mało kasy... Taka piękna/ne/ny (tu wpisz dowolną rzecz), a nie ma funduszy. Co zrobi (3)?
Sneachta
Wykorzystuje swoją pozycje Strażnika i po prostu bierze rzecz dziękując właścicielowi za pomoc przy WAŻNYCH SPRAWACH DLA STRAŻNIKÓW i obiecuje, że jego pomoc nie będzie zapomniana.


18. (5) dowiaduje się, że jest w ciąży. Jaka jest jego reakcja?
Szanhar
Co to za czarna magia?!

19. (4) jest chory, jak myślisz, kto by się nim zajął?
Siliel
Przyjaciele...

20. Jak zareaguje (2) na słowo "sex"?
Nanjah
'Już nie pamiętam co to'

21. (4) Odkrywa pewnego ranka że jest innej płci. Reakcja?
Siliel
'Penis, penis, penis!' Zaczyna szalony taniec na golasa.

22. Szef zlecił (6) wykonanie dodatkowych czterech stosów papierkowej roboty.
Roth.
Odbiera wiadomość od Nan, robi wszystko byle jak, czyli jak zawsze po czym odsyła jej z dopiskom 'Goń się, Narrash'


23. (1) Budzi się w zupełnie obcym miejscu... Świat ma dziwne kolory... Na scenie obok tańczą Vocaloidy...
Lolmeyla
'Znowu wpadłam do tej dziwnej wody!?'

24. Właśnie (3) zastał zaatakowany przez psycho zombie z piłą łańcuchową, a jedynie co przy sobie ma to ubranie i kawałek pizzy.
Sneachta
Zamraża zombie na śmierć<hihi>

25. Dziewczyna/facet obrzuca (5) talerzami. Co robi?
Szanhar
Normalka, czeka aż się uspokoi po czym swoim urokiem osobistym i nielogicznymi argumentami ją uspokaja.

 

Tag od :icondaytha:

 

1. Pokaż pracę, z której jesteś najbardziej zadowolona i powiedz, ile czasu zajęło wykonanie 

Acolyte by kejtTENSHA Piel, uroczy akolita. Jakieś 2h

Land of shadows by kejtTENSHA Szanhar... jakieś 40 minut, może godzinę.

2. Jak wyżej, tym razem jednak wybierz taką, z której jesteś najmniej zadowolona! 

W sumie... Większość starszych prac, czemu jeszcze ich nie skasowałam?

3. Czy jest w twojej galerii praca, którą namalowałabyś od nowa? (Pokaż!) 

SW: Hold On To Me by kejtTENSHA DA: Anders by kejtTENSHA Ugh...

4. Czy jest coś, co masz szaloną ochotę namalować, choć nigdy nie próbowałaś i trochę się boisz, że nie wyjdzie? 

Tak, mam kilka szkiców, ale nie podejmuje się ich skończenia przez  za mały skill:c

5. Z czego jesteś najbardziej zadowolona w swoich pracach? 

Kurwiki w oczach.


6. Co chciałabyś zmienić w swoich pracach?

Anatomia... Dłonie, stopy, twarze, bardziej dynamiczne pozy i tła.

Tag od :iconmyks0:

You can tell a lot about someone by the music they listen to.

Hit shuffle on your iPod/Phone/iTunes/media player and write down the first 10 songs. 

Then pass this onto 10 people.

  • Listening to: The Witcher 3: Wild Hunt OST
  • Reading: PPM
  • Drinking: tea
:heart:First 6 people to comment on this journal get a sketch from me <one character and ony OCs>:heart:
 
1:iconxx-hana-chan-xx:
2:icondrathe:
3:iconfreethegoats:
4:iconshaleene1:
5:iconmmthemayo:
6:iconrockdonia:
+7:iconbarn-swallow:

Commissions

  • Listening to: LORDE - Glory and Gore
  • Playing: NwN2
  • Drinking: cactus tea
The Rules:
* The first 10 people's avatar commenting this journal, and the three deviations I like most from their gallery will be put on the list below!
* If you comment, you have to do the same in your journal, putting the tagger (me) and three of my art on the first place.

* The idea of this is not to get a free feature, it is to spread art around for everyone!"

1:iconsilieth:
2:iconmyks0:
:heart: OC commission: Neywyn and Arthaleon by myks0 bluchiks by myks0<da:thumb id="366237666"/>:heart:
3:icongavrieel:
4:icondaytha:
5:icondrathe:
6:iconel-e:
7:iconjoanczyk:
8:iconreliah:
9:iconhamoth:
10:iconszejdi-szejdi:




Commissions


working on:
:iconjoanczyk: done
  • Listening to: LORDE - Glory and Gore
  • Playing: NwN2
  • Drinking: cactus tea

Kiriban+Commission feature

Sat Mar 2, 2013, 9:55 AM
Commission feature


Kiriban
  • Dundun dun Next kiriban 70,070~
    If  you catch it comment/send me  note with a screen shot and request

kiriban winner is :iconmyks0:

to do list:

art trade:

request:


  • Listening to: Alela Diane-Take us Back
  • Reading: KK
  • Watching: The walking dead
  • Drinking: tea

friends's commissions

Sat Oct 20, 2012, 10:40 AM


Morovv's commissions

  • morovv  needs money.  She opened bust commissions. She's harcore so... See her offer, nao~: fav.me/d5jyk24
    :thumb328613755::thumb335808077::thumb331164361:

  • SzejdiAkhanta also opened commissions, go and touch her now
    :thumb338494541:



  • Listening to: Ingrid Michaelson - Into You
  • Reading: prawo rzymskie dla opornych
  • Drinking: tea

tag, tag, tag...

Mon Jan 10, 2011, 3:09 PM
Tagged by :iconyoi93:
Rules:
1. Choose a few of your favorite OC.
2. Answer the questions for them.
3. Tag someone

1.
Sevi. :thumb156180430:
Tess. :thumb143165450:
Gruba Dama: :thumb173218959:
Nanjah: :thumb191338484:

2.
How old are you?

Sevi: eee...I don't know exactly ... perhaps 374?
Tess: 18~!
Gruba Dama: 43
Nanjah: ...it's none of your business

How tall are you?

Sevi: I don’t know...D:
Tess: I don’t know  too...
Gruba Dama: 1,62 m
Nanjah: 1, 67m


Are you a virgin?

Sevi: no.
Tess: No... i think no...
Gruba Dama: Of course not. I gave birth to two children...
Nanjah: nope


Who is your girlfriend / boyfriend?

Sevi: ...my only love died a long time ago
Tess: my ex turned out to be a fu**ng bastard ...
Gruba Dama: yeah...I have an old, lazy husband ... but I love him
Nanjah: no... next question please


Do you have children?

Sevi:  I don't have and I won't have...
Tess: no, I'm too young for this
Gruba Dama:I have two beautiful and strong sons.... but...
Nanjah: no... i like kids, but no...


What is your favorite food?

Sevi: fruits~
Tess: fishes. I love fish and seafood<3
Gruba Dama: cheese ... in any form and grapes
Nanjah: sweets!


Favorite ice cream flavor?

Sevi: lemon
Tess: Strawberry
Gruba Dama: hm... ice scream<3
Nanjah: chocolate

You killed someone?

Sevi: yes
Tess: only demons... i think...
Gruba Dama: yeah, for the kingdom!
Nanjah: yes..


You hate someone?

Sevi: no,... no longer
Tess: no~
Gruba Dama: I hate murderers of my son...they will pay for it!
Nanjah: yes... I hate someone...

Do you have any secrets?

Sevi: of course yes
Tess: I loved the man, who was out of my reach ...
Gruba Dama: no... I'm an open book
Nanjah: everyone has some secrets ...


Do you love someone?

Sevi: I love my friends
Tess: i don't know... probably yes...
Gruba Dama: yes
Nanjah: … next question please


What is your job?

Sevi: I deal with all of them together
Tess: I am something resembling the exorcist...
Gruba Dama: royal magus~!
Nanjah:...


Are you a girl or a boy?

All: you have any doubts!?

Favorite song?

Sevi: calm before the storm ... is the most beautiful music for me
Tess: ballads~!
Gruba Dama: I love opera music
Nanjah: I love any music.  particularly ethnic songs... opere, sounds of forest... I think, around every type of the music is wonderful


Say something random!

Sevi: shut up!
Tess: Hurry up...
Gruba Dama: my spell!
Nanjah: … Emperor?


What were your childhood?

Sevi: I had a wonderful childhood ... I lived with her family in happiness and prosperity
Tess: When I was 9 years my master saved me ... I don't want to remember what it was before
Gruba Dama: eee... learning, much learning...
Nanjah: again… next question please


Good advice?

Sevi:  nope
Tess: Sleep a lot, eat a lot, love a lot!
Gruba Dama: magic will save you
Nanjah: no... any good advaice... sorry... or... maybe "believe in yourself"...


Kiss you anyone?

All: yes

What is your favorite drink?

Sevi: beer and rum
Tess: herbal tea
Gruba Dama: Wine
Nanjah: fruit juices and water ... from time to time some good wine

Your best friend?

Sevi: Colubra... Tess, Konir and Kelpie...
Tess: All my friends are to me as important!
Gruba Dama:  my best friend is gone a long time ago
Nanjah: Ote... he was my light...


Something in the end?

Sevi: See you
Tess: See you
Gruba Dama: ...
Nanjah: good night


3. :iconszejdi-szejdi::iconayana-88::icondrathe:

Tagged by :icondrathe:
RULES:
Do the "Letter MEME". Tag no less than 5 other people, and leave them a comment, informing them that they have been tagged. Then copy the "How-to" Letter Meme, and finish your Journal entry.

I'm tagging: :iconsakuramii::icon3ven::iconsasuke-sama94:

Dear

I don't really know how to tell you this, but I dislike you. I think I realized it when your dwarf bit me at the Hare Krishna graduation and I saw you carve your initials into my father. I'm sure you're ashamed enough to understand that there is no solution to this. I'm returning your memories from the military service to you, but I'll keep your photo as a memory. You should also know that I always will remember to hate the Boston Celtics .

In pain,
Anna.

-> How you do the Letter Meme:
Dear (the person who tagged me)

I don't really know how to tell you this, but ___1___. I think I realized it ___2___ ___3___ and I saw you ___4___ ___5___. I'm sure you're ___6___ enough to understand ___7___. I'm returning ___8___ to you, but I'll keep ___9___ as a memory. You should also know that I ___10___ ___11___ .

___12___,
-Your name-


Dear drathe


-> How you do the Letter Meme:
Dear (the person who tagged me)

I don't really know how to tell you this, but  Our romance is over. I think I realized it  When your dwarf bit me  In your closet and I saw you Sit on My John F. Kennedy-statue. I'm sure you're Scarred enough to understand The middle-east. I'm returning Your ring to you, but I'll keep Your left ear as a memory. You should also know that I Will tell the authorities about To hate the Boston Celtics

Greetings to your freaky family,
-Katarzyna-

1. What's the color of your shirt?

Blue - Our romance is over
Red - Our affair is over
White - I'll join the monastery
Black - I dislike you
Green - Our horoscope doesn't match
Grey - You're a pervert
Yellow - I'm selling myself
Pink - Your nostrils are insulting
Brown - The mafia wants you
No shirt - You're a loser
Other - I'm in love with your sister

2. Which is your birth month?

January - That night
February - Last year
March - When your dwarf bit me
April - When I tripped on sesame seeds
May - First of May
June - When you put cuffs on me
July - When I threw up
August - When I saw the shrunken head
September - When we skinny dipped
October - When I quoted Santa
November - When your dog ran amok
December - When I changed tennis shoes

3. Which food do you prefer?

Tacos - In your apartment
Pizza - In your camping car
Pasta - Outside of Chicago
Hamburgers - Under the bus
Salad - As you ate enchilada
Chicken - In your closet
Kebab - With Paris Hilton
Fish - In women's clothing
Sandwiches - At the Hare Krishna graduation
Lasagna - At the mental hospital
Hot dog - Under a state of trance
None of the above - With George Bush and his wife

4. What's the color of your socks?

Yellow - Hit on
Red - Insult
Black - Ignore
Blue - Knock out
Purple - Pour syrup on
White - Carve your initials into
Grey - Pull the clothes off
Brown - Put leeches on
Orange - Castrate
Pink - Pull the toupee off
Barefoot - Sit on
Other - Drive out

5. What's the color of your underwear?

Black - My best friend
White - My father
Grey - Bill Clinton
Brown - My fart balloon
Purple - My mustard soufflé
Red - Donald Duck
Blue - My avocado plant
Yellow - My penpal in Ghana
Orange - My Kid Rock-collection
Pink - Manchester United's goalkeeper
None - My John F. Kennedy-statue
Other - The crazy monk

6. What do you prefer to watch on TV?

Scrubs - Man
O.C. - Emotional
One Tree Hill - Open
Heroes - Frostbitten
Lost - High
House - Scarred
Simpsons - Cowardly
The news - Mongolic
Idol - Masochistic
Family Guy - Senile
Top Model - Middle-class
None of the above - Ashamed

7. Your mood right now?

Happy - How awful I've felt
Sad - How boring you are
Bored - That Santa doesn't exist
Angry - That your pimples are at the last stage
Depressed - That we're cousins
Excited - That there is no solution to this.
Nervous - The middle-east
Worried - That your Honda sucks
Apathetic - That I did a sex-change
Ashamed - That I'm allergic to your hamster
Cuddly - That I get turned on by garbage men
Overjoyous - That I'm open
Other - That Extreme Home Makeover sucks

8. What's the color of your walls in your bedroom?

White - Your ring
Yellow - Your love letters
Red - Your Darth Vader-poster
Black - Your tame stone
Blue - The couch cushions
Green - The pictures from LA
Orange - Your false teeth
Brown - Your contact book
Grey - Our matching snoopy-bibs
Purple - Your old lottery coupons
Pink - The cut toenails
Other - Your memories from the military service

9. The first letter of your first name?

A/B - Your photo
C/D - The oil stocks
E/F - Your neighbor Martin
G/H - My virginity
I/J - The results of your blood-sample
K/L - Your left ear
M/N - Your suicide note
O/P - My common sense
Q/R - Your mom
S/T - Your collection of butterflies
U/V - Your criminal record
W/X - David's tricot outfits
Y/Z - Your grades from college

10. The last letter in your last name?

A/B - Always will remember
C/D - Never will forget
E/F - Always wanted to break
G/H - Never openly mocked
I/J - Always have felt dirty before
K/L - Will tell the authorities about
M/N - Told in my confession today about
O/P - Was interviewed by the Times about
Q/R - Told my psychiatrist about
S/T - Get sick when I think of
U/V - Always will try to forget
W/X - Am better off without
Y/Z - Never liked

11. What do you prefer to drink?

Water- Our friendship
Beer - Senility
Soft drink - A new life as a clone
Soda - The incarnation as an eskimo
Milk - The apartment building
Wine - Cocaine abuse
Cider - A passionate interest for mice
Juice - Oprah Winfrey imitations
Mineral water - Embarrassing rash
Hot chocolate - Eggplant-fetishism
Whiskey - To ruin the second world war
Other - To hate the Boston Celtics

12. To which country would you prefer to go on a vacation?

Thailand - Warm regards
USA - Best regards
England - Good luck on your short-term leave from jail
Spain - Go and drown yourself
China - Disgusting regards
Germany - With ease
Japan - Go burn
Greece - Your everlasting enemy
Australia - Greetings to your frog Leonard
Egypt - Fuck off now
France - In pain
Other - Greetings to your freaky family

Tagged by :iconszejdi-szejdi:

*RULES:
°You must post these rules.
°Each tagged person must post 10 things about themselves on their journal.
°You have to choose and tag 3 people and post their icons on the same journal.
°Go to their pages and tell them you tagged them!
°No tagbacks.

1 I'm Katarzyna Izabela Maria Magdalena
2 I have no luck in love and cards ...:I
3 I often tell Dra that I love her... I love you<3
4 I hate spiders ... I am afraid of them... totallyD:
5 My grandparents are my only evidence is that somewhere there is true love
6 Recently I discovered that I love to rp:heart:
7 I often hear that I was doing bad first impression ... <is that true?>
8 I love the darkness
9 I hate school ... at all to learn
10 I take very long showers

I'm tagging: :iconreliah::iconvaavesur::iconjarethdallis:

  • Listening to: music
  • Watching: nothing
  • Drinking: tea
  • Listening to: music
  • Watching: nothing
  • Eating: chocolate
  • Drinking: tea
Ssij pazura<3~
Czyli weekend zajebistości, to był mój pierwszy konwent, wiec nie mam odniesienia, ale bawiłam się zajebiście.
Pojechałam z :icondrathe: :iconayana-88: :iconnii-sama-patrol:
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Może nie będę się rozpisywać, ale było zajebiście. Te trzy dni minęły zdecydowanie za szybkoD;
Spotkałam
:iconcloudy-death-god::iconitasia129: byłam wtedy trochę przyć.pana, więc reagowałam z opóźnieniem, gomen dziewczyny, wasze cosplaye były zajebiste<3~~
i poznałam :iconsitriel: i :iconakimotorin:<3~
. w piątek przed konwentem siedzieliśmy u mnie w domu(Sosnowiec rls) i mieliśmy jazdę na borsuka mojego brata, prawdziwego lidera akatsukiXDD borsuk dono

Dzieki Pa(e)trolowi i tajemniczemu blond koledze wygrałam  atrbook :iconmeago:
Natomiast na konkursie screenowym nie wiedzieliśmy prawie nic, jak był Blac Star, wrzeszczałam „Naruto”XD
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W sumie większość żartów było prywatnych, więc z trzeciej osoby brzmią głupio, ale bigos i ssanie pazura było epickieXDD
Jeszcze zdjęcia, które dodała drejt-sama
Tobi<3
Ayana mój sexy bish
borsuk dono
Tobi egejnXD

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Jeśli kogoś jeszcze spotkałam, a nie wiem pisaćXDD<3~~